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Terrible Zombie Jokes
What do zombies call a group of humans at night?
Midnight snack
What kind of apocalypse is it if everyone stumbles out into the light of day, aimless and moaning?
It’s not an apocalypse the Internet’s just down.
What’s scarier than a zombie in a clown suit?
Nothing
What do you call someone who tries to keep all the zombies in his basement?
A horder
What do zombies and your uncle have in common?
Both can kill you with their breath.
8 Word Stories
She smashed a <fieldset> over the zombie’s head.
“The zombie doesn’t love you. I am certain.”
She threw out <data> like zombie-killing ninjastars.
“Zombies are moaning liars.”
“But he loves me!”.
She <del>eted the zombies from her online life.
Tips, Tricks, & Zombie Hits
Block and Inline Elements
A block level element should not go inside an inline level/phrase element. There are exceptions, but generally a block level element can contain either block or inline elements, but an inline element can only hold other inline elements. The major exception is the a tag, that, since HTML5, is an inline element that is allowed to contain block elements
Choose Your Characters Carefully
When using any content management system (CMS) be careful with apostrophes. While most fields should handle them properly every once in a while you might find a field that breaks when you use an apostrophe. This is most likely because the content management system isn’t properly processing the content. Most CMSs use strings to pull in whatever you typed in the field. In computer languages though an apostrophe or single quote often signals the end of a string. The CMS is reading in the apostrophe as the closing apostrophe of the content and will then try to execute the remaining content as code. Often this just results in an error, but it can also be a source of attack if the field is public facing. A savvy person could add code after the apostrophe and access things they shouldn’t.