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Terrible Zombie Jokes
A vampire, a ghost, and a zombie walk into a bar. Who walks out?
Two vampire zombies and a still very lonely ghost.
Why did the zombies stalk the Abe Lincoln impersonator?
Mmmm, delicious tall braaains…
What type of arithmetic are zombies great at?
Multiplying
How do you beat a zombie in an IQ test?
Braaains
What do zombies call a group of humans in the morning?
Breakfast
8 Word Stories
“The zombies are ruining our Christmas!”
“Ya think?”
He slapped the zombie with an <hr> lawsuit.
The zombies got to Santa, then every child…
The illiterate zombie ate a lot of grains.
Tips, Tricks, & Zombie Hits
Shorthand Properties Gotcha
Shorthand properties overwrite any value that isn’t set in the shorthand. For instance, if I set a background-image and then use background: no-repeat to prevent the image from tiling you’ve actually canceled the background image because the background short hand reset it to its default value.
Promise Low. Deliver High.
It is far better for both your short term and long term career to promise low and deliver high rather than to promise high and deliver low. And even if you promise high and deliver high, you’ll be killing yourself just to meet the client’s minimal expectations.